Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
I have never, ever done one of these reblogs or asked for questions. I guess I’m feeling a bit needy. Just ignore it or forgive me after not ignoring it. Your choice.
p’shaw!
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Me: What do you see?
Ducky: Squirrel.
Me: Ah.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Aren’t you going to tell me to not chase it?
Me: I don’t really think there is much danger of you chasing it.
Ducky: Because of the leash?
Me: Because you look comfy. And we just had a walk down here. And chasing squirrels requires a quick burst of energy.
Ducky: I can burst.
Me: Yes you can. But I think I know you well enough to know that at the moment you’re not exactly in pre-burst mode.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It was a very long walk.
Me: Only about half a mile, but long for you, yes.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I’ll remember that squirrel.
Me: And if he shows up in your yard when you’re sufficiently rested…
Ducky: Burst.
Me: I bet.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Grey. Fuzzy tail.
Me: That should be enough to distinguish him from the others. Ready to head back?
Ducky: …
Me: Or a little more rest first?
Ducky: Maybe a little.
Me: Love you, Ducky.
Ducky: Love you, Daddy.
Ag
SQUIRREL!!!
Me: You look pensive.
Ducky: …
Me: It means…
Ducky: I know what it means. Pensive doggies don’t always respond quickly.
Me: Because they’re being pensive?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Yes.
Me: What are you thinking about?
Ducky: Phenobarbital.
Me: …
Ducky: It’s the drug that…
Me: I know what it is. It’s the drug you take. It keeps you from having seizures.
Ducky: I thought so. But I heard that it is also how they put sick doggies down.
Me: Yeah. It’s that too.
Ducky: So how does it know to stop the seizures but not kill me?
Me: Doctor Robinson knows how much you need to keep you healthy. And I only give you that much.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I’m glad the two of you are doing that.
Me: Our pleasure.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Funny how something that can kill you can make actually make you healthier if you know how to deal with it.
Me: …
Ducky: And if you have folks looking out for you.
Me: …
Ducky: You’ve seemed pensive lately, Daddy.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Yeah. There’s a lot going on.
Ducky: Good stuff or bad stuff?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Depends on how I deal with it, Duck.
Ducky: Good thing you have folks looking out for you too, huh?
Me: Yes it is, Duck. Yes it is.
Ducky: Happy Daddies Day, Daddy. Thank for looking out for me.
Me: Thanks for looking out for me, Ducky. Love you.
Ducky: Love you too, Daddy.
Ag
A post from last year on Fathers Day from over at wellthatsjustducky. I also reposted our first Fathers Day post over there today. It’s one of the more popular ones.
Me: You look pensive.
Ducky: …
Me: It means…
Ducky: I know what it means. Pensive doggies don’t always respond quickly.
Me: Because they’re being pensive?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Yes.
Me: What are you thinking about?
Ducky: Phenobarbital.
Me: …
Ducky: It’s the drug that…
Me: I know what it is. It’s the drug you take. It keeps you from having seizures.
Ducky: I thought so. But I heard that it is also how they put sick doggies down.
Me: Yeah. It’s that too.
Ducky: So how does it know to stop the seizures but not kill me?
Me: Doctor Robinson knows how much you need to keep you healthy. And I only give you that much.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I’m glad the two of you are doing that.
Me: Our pleasure.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Funny how something that can kill you can make actually make you healthier if you know how to deal with it.
Me: …
Ducky: And if you have folks looking out for you.
Me: …
Ducky: You’ve seemed pensive lately, Daddy.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Yeah. There’s a lot going on.
Ducky: Good stuff or bad stuff?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Depends on how I deal with it, Duck.
Ducky: Good thing you have folks looking out for you too, huh?
Me: Yes it is, Duck. Yes it is.
Ducky: Happy Daddies Day, Daddy. Thank for looking out for me.
Me: Thanks for looking out for me, Ducky. Love you.
Ducky: Love you too, Daddy.
Ag
Here is my problem with Banksy…because i have seen reference (and reverence) coming up on my dash again lately.
he used a LIVE FUCKING ELEPHANT FOR AN INSTALLATION IN A WAREHOUSE and called it “art”.
you know me and elephants.
he took this highly social, highly intelligent creature and put her in a cold concrete room alone. and called it “art”. i’ve seen banksy fabricate animals for installations and i don’t know why he didn’t fabricate an elephant for this piece.
he immediately went to the Douche category for me and i will never forgive him nor will i ever support his “art”
fuck him
Thanks to all of my followers…Enjoy the ride!
True Dat!
Amen, all of you
‘Cause I love you guys.
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A sci-fi/horror film by Creature FX Designer Alec Gillis, that will celebrate Animatronics and Makeup FX . Help keep FX real!don’t these guys have squillions of dollars, and own their own efx company? these are the guys that were building the replica of the Batmobile in the middle of their shop all those years ago, right? why did they have to ask “us” to fund their project? i’m just asking the questions…just curious - don’t fucking crucify me people…
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what she said
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